Ed Hauncho: Tale of the Tape
| Home Town: Like Fresno or something | High School: Corcoran High School |
| Height: 5'8'' | Wingspan: Unknown |
| Would like to have a drink with: | Would like to push down stairs: |
| Ed's credo: "Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | |
Career Overview
- Raytheon Corporation, Space and Airborne Systems, El Segundo, CA 6/2004 - Present
- Operations Rotation Program Graduate
- Rotation 1 - ATFLIR Factory Industrial Engineer
- Rotation 2 - SCM Logistics Engineer
- Rotation 3 - Global Hawk Program Operations Engineer
- Internship - Industrial Engineering Intern in El Segundo, CA and Forest, MS
- Other, Much Crappier Jobs Before 6/2004
- Taco Bell - Made chalupas, management thought I was too dumb to work as cashier my first month there
- Best Buy - Once sold a $40 service plan on a $30 DVD player
- Hansen Ranches - Farmer in 100 degree heat for 60+ hours a week
Education
Background
- California Polytechnic State University - San Luis Obispo, CA
- Bachelor of Science in Industrial Engineering, June 2005
- Major GPA: 3.58
Honors in Acedemia
- National Hispanic Scholar
- National Macy's Scholar
- National Ventures Scholar
- High School Class Valedictorian
- Col. James G. Boswell Scholar
- Cal Poly's Mr. IME (Industrial & Manufacutring Engineering) Award Winner
- Cal Poly's IME Dept. Best Senior Project Award Winner
Athletic Adventures
- Corcoran High Varsity Baseball Player, Positions: Pitcher, 1B
- Self-Proclaimed "All League Scorekeeper"
- San Luis Obispo County Racquetball Doubles Champ, Fall 2002
- Once Broke the 10 Minute Mile Barrier
- Bowling High Score -187
- Currently Plays on 3-5 Softball Teams a Week
Poker Accomplishments
- 2/2 in Major Tournaments Played vs. Major Tournaments Cashed
- 2006 California State Poker Championship (Commerce Casino) - $300 Buy-In NLHE Event, Placed 28th out of 756
- 2007 Big Stack Tourney (Hustler Casino) - $250 Buy-In NLHE Event, Placed 9th out of 110
- Achieved "Shark" Status in Online Poker According to Shark Scope ( www.sharkscope.com)
- Has played with the following professional superstars: Cindy Violette, Mike Caro, Tony Ma, & Todd Brunson
Tomfoolery
- Amateur Competitive Eater
- Finished a Gallon of Water in 8 Minutes, 5 Seconds
- Drank 8 Beers in Half an Hour During a Katsu Happy Hour
- Devoured "The Monster Burger" at Tompkins Square
- Co-Founder of Operation Dessert Storm (www.operationdessertstorm.com)
- Burger Tour Loyalist (www.burgertour.com)
- Owns Over 500 Hip Hop Albums
- Founder & Lead MC of "The Meat Sweats" Hip Hop Group
- Has Never LARPed