Ed Hauncho: Tale of the Tape

Home Town: Like Fresno or something High School: Corcoran High School
Height: 5'8'' Wingspan: Unknown
Would like to have a drink with: Would like to push down stairs:
Ed's credo: "Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Career Overview

  • Raytheon Corporation, Space and Airborne Systems, El Segundo, CA 6/2004 - Present
    • Operations Rotation Program Graduate
    • Rotation 1 - ATFLIR Factory Industrial Engineer
    • Rotation 2 - SCM Logistics Engineer
    • Rotation 3 - Global Hawk Program Operations Engineer
    • Internship - Industrial Engineering Intern in El Segundo, CA and Forest, MS
  • Other, Much Crappier Jobs Before 6/2004
    • Taco Bell - Made chalupas, management thought I was too dumb to work as cashier my first month there
    • Best Buy - Once sold a $40 service plan on a $30 DVD player
    • Hansen Ranches - Farmer in 100 degree heat for 60+ hours a week

Education

Background

  • California Polytechnic State University - San Luis Obispo, CA
  • Bachelor of Science in Industrial Engineering, June 2005
  • Major GPA: 3.58

Honors in Acedemia

  • National Hispanic Scholar
  • National Macy's Scholar
  • National Ventures Scholar
  • High School Class Valedictorian
  • Col. James G. Boswell Scholar
  • Cal Poly's Mr. IME (Industrial & Manufacutring Engineering) Award Winner
  • Cal Poly's IME Dept. Best Senior Project Award Winner

Athletic Adventures

  • Corcoran High Varsity Baseball Player, Positions: Pitcher, 1B
    • Self-Proclaimed "All League Scorekeeper"
  • San Luis Obispo County Racquetball Doubles Champ, Fall 2002
  • Once Broke the 10 Minute Mile Barrier
  • Bowling High Score -187
  • Currently Plays on 3-5 Softball Teams a Week

Poker Accomplishments

  • 2/2 in Major Tournaments Played vs. Major Tournaments Cashed
    • 2006 California State Poker Championship (Commerce Casino) - $300 Buy-In NLHE Event, Placed 28th out of 756
    • 2007 Big Stack Tourney (Hustler Casino) - $250 Buy-In NLHE Event, Placed 9th out of 110
  • Achieved "Shark" Status in Online Poker According to Shark Scope ( www.sharkscope.com)
  • Has played with the following professional superstars: Cindy Violette, Mike Caro, Tony Ma, & Todd Brunson

Tomfoolery

  • Amateur Competitive Eater
    • Finished a Gallon of Water in 8 Minutes, 5 Seconds
    • Drank 8 Beers in Half an Hour During a Katsu Happy Hour
    • Devoured "The Monster Burger" at Tompkins Square
  • Co-Founder of Operation Dessert Storm (www.operationdessertstorm.com)
  • Burger Tour Loyalist (www.burgertour.com)
  • Owns Over 500 Hip Hop Albums
  • Founder & Lead MC of "The Meat Sweats" Hip Hop Group
  • Has Never LARPed