Daniel Figoni: Tale of the Tape

Home Town: San Francisco, CA, USA	High School: Saint Ignatius College Preparatory
Height: 6'1''	Wingspan: 78''
Would like to have a drink with: Mike Figoni (father) @ age 27	Would like to push down stairs: Theodore Roosevelt, for making me look bad.
Daniel's credo: ''There has never yet been a man in our history who has led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering.'' - Theodore Roosevelt

Education

Street Cred

Won six consecutive trophies at the Figoni Invitational Beirut tournament
Recorded a perfect game of 8 person liars dice on December 29th, 2004
Only person not to receive a ribbon during my St. Brendan Science Fair
Beat every level and earned every cheat in GoldenEye 007
Beat the entire Tony Hawk 3 video game
Once broke a car windshield with a water filled balloon
Sported pennies in penny loafers since �02
Recognized as having a San Franciscan accent by a stranger who grew up in The City.
Recognized by a complete stranger as a water polo player from San Francisco while playing Wiffle Ball at Bondi Beach, Sydney Donated over a gallon of blood to Stanford Medical Center
Won over 60% of all team domino games held at Column 3G2, Bldg 157, Lockheed Martin, Sunnyvale

Firsts

D on a Report Card: 7th grade spelling
Car Accident: 1996, aged 15, 19th and Sloat, San Francisco, CA
Virile Beard: TBD
Perfect Beirut Game: Winter 2005
Petty Crime: Stole stickers from neighborhood toy shop in 1986
Revelation of Greatness: playing touch football during St. Brendan�s after school day care
Time setting mouth on fire: June 2002
Culinary Masterpiece: Combining an Oreo with a Junior Mint (basically, you can have Thin Mints year round)
MoY Bronze Significant Achievement: 2008
MoY Silver Significant Achievement: TBD
MoY Gold Significant Achievement: TBD
MoY Crowning: 2008

Water Polo

Second leading scorer in Division I NCAA Water Polo in 2003
Credited with ''helping save water polo'' at Santa Clara University in 2003
Captain and leading scorer of a nationally ranked NCAA Division I Water Polo team
Set modern era school record of 75 goals in one season at Santa Clara University
Once upon a time held single game goals record at St. Ignatius College Preparatory
Holds single game goal record at Santa Clara University
Elected to Australia�s ''Green and Gold'' team in 2002; All-Stars of the national collegiate tournament
Unofficially, the palest water polo player in the history of California
While playing Wiffle Ball on Bondi Beach in Australia was recognized by a complete stranger as a water polo player from San Francisco, proving that street cred goes round the world.

Dodgeball

Captain of BAAA! Subcontracts!!!! -- Four-Time Consecutive Dodgeball Champions at Lockheed Martin
Single-handedly eliminated five competitors after being down five to one
Immediately came back into play after dislocating a finger

Miscellaneous

Placed in the top 5 in the CYO cross country race in 1993
One of three members of the 2004 Santa Clara Wiffle Ball Championship team ''2 to Infinity''
Won the 'water wings' award for being the worst swimmer on JV St. Ignatius team
Egregiously booed by 10,000 hockey fans before I lost to a 4-year-old girl at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor ice hockey intermission shoot off

Santa Clara University

The lowest grade received at SCU was a ''C+'' in ''Theology of Marriage.'' I'm going to make a fine husband.
Three time Academic All-American, including the term when my aforementioned ''C+'' was my only grade
Have been told by bosses and peers that I'm ''Much smarter than I look.''

Lockheed Martin

Constantly rebuffs superiors who claim ''You've really screwed on this. Oh boy. You screwed us.''
Negotiated contracts worth millions of dollars with captains of industry
Only candidate to meet initial hiring requirements: finance degree, Santa Clara, graduated in Winter 2003, preferably a student-athlete