Jonathan Mycheal Hart: Tale of the Tape

Home Town: San Jose, CA, USA High School: Piedmont Hills
Height: 6'0'' Wingspan: 73.5''
Would like to have a drink with: Myself in 15 years, Matt Damon, or Andrew Jackson Would like to push down stairs: Paris Hilton and all the no talent socialites
Jonathan's credo: If you were anymore useless, you'd be YOU in 10 years

Education

  • Attended 5 different colleges over the course of 6 years before settling down at UC Santa Barbara, where he graduated with degree in Film Studies and Minor in English.
  • Had a GPA one quarter of 0.0 (12 units) only to follow it up the quarter with a 4.0 (14 units). Biggest swing in the history of swings. The south was close...and Germany was close...but they didn't succeed...or secede...YES!!!

Professional Career:

  • Writing Screenplays
  • Working on Sets as a Set Lighting Technician
  • Being a Stand-Up Comedian, I booked my first show! YES!
  • Acting in films and television pilots
  • In an untitled band with 4 other members
  • Living the dream as the starving artist

Athletic:

Played soccer through college but was sidelined after a horrendous cheap shot while playing indoor soccer. A severe concussion, dislocated thumb, exploded lip, shifted teeth and a fractured foot, could not stop this man to return to the sport which he loved. He finished out the season with 7 goals, and 12 assists. He currently working out to start playing in the adult league in his area.

Fun Facts:

  • Is the man behind Katchphrase HSS, the internet video with a whopping 1200 views and counting
  • Directed and produced his own film the Phoenix, which he ended up acting in
  • Is the best joke dancer since Craig Linton. Thanks Craig
  • Wanted to be a WWE announcer, commentator, and in ring personality. He did not want to wrestle however
  • Once had a back injury so bad from soccer, he couldn't feel his legs for two days
  • Once gained 12lbs in a week. Eating nothing but Carl's Jr. and Little Ceasars got him up to a huge 197lbs
  • He knows pain, he may even enjoy it...