Matt Stephenson: Tale of the Tape

Home Town: USA High School: Chubbs
Height: 6'0'' Wingspan: Enough
Would like to have a drink with: Jimmy Chew Would like to push down stairs: Paris Hilton
Matt's credo:

Education

  • California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo, CA
    • Bachelor of Science Degree: Recreation, Parks, and Tourism Administration, June 2006
    • ttended classes that had a girl to guy ratio of about 28:1, played games, colored and drew pictures
    • Major GPA: 3.34
    • Major GPA: 3.04
    • Deans List - 3 quarters

Professional Work Experience

  • Associate aka Multiskilled/Multitalented Commercial Print Phenom
    • American Lithographers, Hayward (July 2006-Present)
  • Associated Students Incorporated, Event Slave - Cal Poly Recreation Center, San Luis
    • Painted all of the lines on intramural fields
    • Prepped the gym for concerts aka setup and took down the stage and floor tiles
    • Job was a huge waste of time but helped me realize what I do not want to get stuck doing for the rest of my life
  • Smoothie Maker - Lucy's Juice, San Luis Obispo
    • Was voted fastest Smoothie Maker in 2006
    • Prepped the gym for concerts aka setup and took down the stage and floor tiles
    • I can make a mean smoothie
  • Self Declared Supervisor - Performance Bicycle Shop
    • We didn't have a supervisor so I put it on my name tag and people took me serious

Achievements

  • Lieutenant Commander (VP) Sigma Nu Fraternity - Responsible for making sure the pledges didn't act out of line and if they did, put them in check with brut force. Not really
  • Week of Welcome, Cal Poly I'm not too proud of it, but I bet Jimmy is. Is that an achievement?
  • Perfect Attendance Richardson Middle School & South High School Only missed 4 classes at Cal Poly but it isn't perfect enough to count
  • Boy Scouts of America, Troop 257 Eagle Scout. Can tie knots and start fires

Athletics

  • Fresno Judo Tournament Placed fifth out of five competitors
  • Coaches Award Varsity Baseball. I think what it meant was ''Thanks for playing but your not that good''
  • Twin Creeks Softball First Place, October 2007
  • ''The Leg'' Super bowl drinking challenge of 15 beers in a plastic panty hoses leg from Macys. 1 hour 51min.
  • Beer Rescue Relay Team Champions June 2006
  • South Torrance High School Blocked for Chauncey Washington for three years and hated every second of it

Miscellaneous

  • Morro Bay Golf Course - Tried to jump off the front of and outrun a golf cart. Didn't work
  • Afraid of trampolines and tubing behind boats
  • Urinated on my friend while he urinated on my car. It took him a while to figure out what was going on
  • Played center of our JV football team and my quarterback outweighed me by 20lbs
  • Have never seen an entire Star Wars movie
  • Have seen all Fast and Furious movies and plan on being there for opening day of #4