MOY Competition - Death Maze - Overview

HOSTED BY: Serg

WHEN: September 26th, in the year of our Lord, 2009

WHERE: Dixon, CA

DESCRIPTION: Just 50 miles east of San Francisco lies the worlds largest corn maze. Last year two drunk MoYanites braved the 43 acre labyrinth. Four hours later, they stumbled out dehydrated and defeated. This year all 15 (or however many bother to get out of bed) MoY competitors will brave the maze individually to settle, once and for all, the question of who is the best at running corn mazes.

Results !!!

The Podium

1st - Pandemic (30 points)
2nd - Vermillion Pancake (25 points)
3rd - Matt Di Gino (20.9 points)

The Rest of Us Losers 4th Daniel Figoni, Mudskipper (17.5 points)5th Canon Matter (14.6 points)
6th Jimmy Soo Chew (12.2 points)7th Serg (10.2 points)
8th Jonathan Mycheal Hart, Matt Stephenson (8.5 points)9th Cousin Bobby (7.1 points)
10th EAD (5.9 points)

The Epic Story Write it up, Serg. You SOB

The Fine Print

  • Starting order will be assigned by random drawing.
  • Prior to entering the maze, each competitor will be given a 3x5 card, a pen and the maze map. He will then have up to 60 seconds to take notes as he on the maze's layout. For each second that he has the maze map, 2 minutes will be added to his maze run time.
  • In 7 minute intervals, the competitors will enter the maze.
  • Best adjusted time wins!
  • Competitors must not cut through the corn maze walls.
  • Competitors must not physically hinder the progress of other competitors.
  • Competitors must mock other competitors as they pass them.